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Paulie Shout Out…
but the blog is about Sharpie
Sharp Edge really made the end of 2011 memorable for me
this is his shout out
we almost died on the slopes
we got drunk on a plane
and in the bars at Snow Shoe Mountain
Sharp Edge really made the end of 2011 memorable for me
this is his shout out
we almost died on the slopes
we got drunk on a plane
and in the bars at Snow Shoe Mountain
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Back to the Future
So I’m back!
I’m working on the vacation trip blog
but I need to gather all the pics and videos
in the meantime,
I came back to a whole new world over here
well, not really but it’s def been different
first off, I got a laptop for X-mas
I know that’s a little 2003
but that’s a huge deal for me
I’ve got a keen sling bag to go with it
it’s a place for me to store my camera, batteries, lights, and laptop
because, Im going to install an editing program and finally get to work on making the Big V Tv episodes
I need an external hard drive because it’s a little over a year’s worth of footage
basically I need to get the first season of Big V TV out there so stay tuned for that
also, my first day back at work I arrived to a brand new computer
it’s nifty
and it has Adobe Premier Pro
I non-linear edited most of the news content for the first time
this is a huge deal for this station
and I’m glad I’m here to help them with this transition
there was no need for training
they just threw me in
they trust me
it makes me proud to say that
I’m working on the vacation trip blog
but I need to gather all the pics and videos
in the meantime,
I came back to a whole new world over here
well, not really but it’s def been different
first off, I got a laptop for X-mas
I know that’s a little 2003
but that’s a huge deal for me
I’ve got a keen sling bag to go with it
it’s a place for me to store my camera, batteries, lights, and laptop
because, Im going to install an editing program and finally get to work on making the Big V Tv episodes
I need an external hard drive because it’s a little over a year’s worth of footage
basically I need to get the first season of Big V TV out there so stay tuned for that
also, my first day back at work I arrived to a brand new computer
it’s nifty
and it has Adobe Premier Pro
I non-linear edited most of the news content for the first time
this is a huge deal for this station
and I’m glad I’m here to help them with this transition
there was no need for training
they just threw me in
they trust me
it makes me proud to say that
If You’re Ever Down, Just Read this…
so I work at a tv station
which by the way, just went semi digital this week
the reporters are editing on non-linear editors and the stories are playing off of a server
me and my tapes are being replaced
just not quite right all the way
I’m being assimilated
it’s about time
anyway, there’s this guy at the station
he puts content on the web
well, the computer that he uses is right next to the computer that I use
actually, it’s on the same table
so naturally we started to talk when I came back to work at the station
he’s just a young punk
at first he seemed ok
but then I noticed he’s a fucking weird little man
Read more »which by the way, just went semi digital this week
the reporters are editing on non-linear editors and the stories are playing off of a server
me and my tapes are being replaced
just not quite right all the way
I’m being assimilated
it’s about time
anyway, there’s this guy at the station
he puts content on the web
well, the computer that he uses is right next to the computer that I use
actually, it’s on the same table
so naturally we started to talk when I came back to work at the station
he’s just a young punk
at first he seemed ok
but then I noticed he’s a fucking weird little man
My Morning Jacket - Touch Me I’m Going To Scream, Part 2
Interpol - Evil (High Quality)
More Stories From the Big Xmas Party..
so now that a few days have past I have a few more stories
allow me to finish Kate’s story
she was taken home by a friend eventually
she puked in said friend’s car on the way home
puked at the house she was taken to
puked in the bed at the house she was taken to
puked the next day when she tried to drink some gatorade
oh and when she fell
she fell in front of the GM of the station
now on to me
I broke a vase not even five minutes of arriving
that one was accidental
the thing is
it was open bar
I drank all night but never acutally finished a drink
I kept leaving them everywhere
I would join a table
drop off my rum and coke
tell them I’ll be back
come back with a new rum and coke
they would tell me I still had a full rum and coke that they were guarding
I would take them both in my hand and drink out of them
then something would catch my eye and I’d take off running like a cat that goes from the kitchen to the living room suddenly
leaving my two rum and cokes behind
stopping at the bar to get a fresh rum and coke
it was a very rummy Xmas
then I saw a guy that I am no longer friends with and ruined his night
allow me to explain
-The Frenchie Incident-
So I know a guy from Mexico City
we call him Frenchie
well we went through a spell where we lost touch with each other
then one day out of the blue I get a call from him
he wants to come up to Austin to visit me
when he gets there he’s depressed
his dog died, his girl dumped him
so he was using me as medication
to feel better
ok fine, whatever
next time I was in V-town I invited him to SummerSlam
the whole gang was there
well almost
anyway, he showed up to SummerSlam depressed and left early
it was at that time I decided that he was no longer my friend
so he joined the Vincent DeLuna “get the hell out of my life” club
so I see him sitting with his gf at the party
I sit next to him
his gf wants to take a picture of us
I tell her “no pictures”
I go on to tell him that I’ve gotten all of his calls and all of his texts”
he tells me he figures I’m always busy
I tell him,”no, you and I are no longer friends.”
just then his sister comes up to us and wants to snap a picture of us
he covers the camera with his hand and tells her to leave him alone
I get up and leave him
and yes, I understand that I just ruined the guy that gets depressed regularly’s Christmas party
I however went on to rule the room
I won a tv
on my way to accept it
I stopped and did a Nature Boy spin
to a nice pop from the crowd
I reached my hand out to the GM
he thought I wanted a handshake
I wanted the mic
he gave it to me
I was about to give a speech
but I saw the ghost of Jessica Janiga
-The Ghost of Jessica Janiga-
so Jessica Janiga is a reporter I know that came up through the ranks of television from the very bottom
she was a nice gal that thought I was just insane
she knew I had lost that little voice in my head that everyone listens to long ago
anyway, at one Christmas party years ago
I was on stage singing karaoke
when I was done I yelled, “let’s give it up for the bad guys.”
I shot the double bird
on stage
with a spotlight on me
everyone in the crowd was looking back staring with blank expressions
right in the middle of that crowd I see Jessica Janiga shaking her head no
not like no “I don’t believe it”
no as in “get off the stage now Vince” no
I did and the rest of the night went off without a hitch
so now I have a live mic
I’ve drank my weight in Rum
broke up with a friend
broke a vase
and now won a tv
all eyes were on me
I said into the mic” I’ve just got one thing to say”
I stopped and stared into the crowd
they were all silent and nervous
then I saw the ghost of Jessica Janiga
she was glowing blue
sitting in the middle of the crowd
shaking her head no
that’s what I said into the mic
and gave it back to the GM
and walked off
I passed a table that told me they were worried I was gonna do something stupid
so I reached over
grabbed the vase off their table
and threw it against the wall
breaking it into a million pieces
and walked off
that one was on purpose
allow me to finish Kate’s story
she was taken home by a friend eventually
she puked in said friend’s car on the way home
puked at the house she was taken to
puked in the bed at the house she was taken to
puked the next day when she tried to drink some gatorade
oh and when she fell
she fell in front of the GM of the station
now on to me
I broke a vase not even five minutes of arriving
that one was accidental
the thing is
it was open bar
I drank all night but never acutally finished a drink
I kept leaving them everywhere
I would join a table
drop off my rum and coke
tell them I’ll be back
come back with a new rum and coke
they would tell me I still had a full rum and coke that they were guarding
I would take them both in my hand and drink out of them
then something would catch my eye and I’d take off running like a cat that goes from the kitchen to the living room suddenly
leaving my two rum and cokes behind
stopping at the bar to get a fresh rum and coke
it was a very rummy Xmas
then I saw a guy that I am no longer friends with and ruined his night
allow me to explain
-The Frenchie Incident-
So I know a guy from Mexico City
we call him Frenchie
well we went through a spell where we lost touch with each other
then one day out of the blue I get a call from him
he wants to come up to Austin to visit me
when he gets there he’s depressed
his dog died, his girl dumped him
so he was using me as medication
to feel better
ok fine, whatever
next time I was in V-town I invited him to SummerSlam
the whole gang was there
well almost
anyway, he showed up to SummerSlam depressed and left early
it was at that time I decided that he was no longer my friend
so he joined the Vincent DeLuna “get the hell out of my life” club
so I see him sitting with his gf at the party
I sit next to him
his gf wants to take a picture of us
I tell her “no pictures”
I go on to tell him that I’ve gotten all of his calls and all of his texts”
he tells me he figures I’m always busy
I tell him,”no, you and I are no longer friends.”
just then his sister comes up to us and wants to snap a picture of us
he covers the camera with his hand and tells her to leave him alone
I get up and leave him
and yes, I understand that I just ruined the guy that gets depressed regularly’s Christmas party
I however went on to rule the room
I won a tv
on my way to accept it
I stopped and did a Nature Boy spin
to a nice pop from the crowd
I reached my hand out to the GM
he thought I wanted a handshake
I wanted the mic
he gave it to me
I was about to give a speech
but I saw the ghost of Jessica Janiga
-The Ghost of Jessica Janiga-
so Jessica Janiga is a reporter I know that came up through the ranks of television from the very bottom
she was a nice gal that thought I was just insane
she knew I had lost that little voice in my head that everyone listens to long ago
anyway, at one Christmas party years ago
I was on stage singing karaoke
when I was done I yelled, “let’s give it up for the bad guys.”
I shot the double bird
on stage
with a spotlight on me
everyone in the crowd was looking back staring with blank expressions
right in the middle of that crowd I see Jessica Janiga shaking her head no
not like no “I don’t believe it”
no as in “get off the stage now Vince” no
I did and the rest of the night went off without a hitch
so now I have a live mic
I’ve drank my weight in Rum
broke up with a friend
broke a vase
and now won a tv
all eyes were on me
I said into the mic” I’ve just got one thing to say”
I stopped and stared into the crowd
they were all silent and nervous
then I saw the ghost of Jessica Janiga
she was glowing blue
sitting in the middle of the crowd
shaking her head no
that’s what I said into the mic
and gave it back to the GM
and walked off
I passed a table that told me they were worried I was gonna do something stupid
so I reached over
grabbed the vase off their table
and threw it against the wall
breaking it into a million pieces
and walked off
that one was on purpose
How About a Nooner?
Sorry, I meant a quickie
So Sat was our company Christmas party
open bar
so many great highlights
I wish I could remember them
there was one image that I’ll never forget
so I took Mike the Monster as my guest
KAte the Great took Mer
the drinks were flowing
and I prob talked to Kate all of 3 minutes
we were both busy working the room
but at one point I noticed that she was missing
so I ask Lovely
Lovely tells me Kate’s missing and her and Mer were looking for her
so we searched high and low
we even checked the ladie’s restroom
and by we I meant Mer, Lovely and myself went into the ladie’s restroom
I think I said something to the effect of official “family” business to the woman washing her hands and looking at me in the mirror
we finally found Kate outside
she was puking
the place we were at had two stories
our party was upstairs
apparently, Kate fell down the stairs
I’m not very good at taking care of people
so once I saw Lovely and Mer had it under control I went back inside
there I met a couple of people that I hadn’t talked to all night
so I stopped and we were chatting it up on the stairs
it’s at this point that I see the sight I’ll never forget
clearly Kate had to much to drink
but she was being carried back up the steps by Lovely and Mer
both her arms over their sholders
back into the party rather than into a car to be taken home
this sight caused my current conversation to be put on pause
as we all silently witnessed Kate being led back to the party
once they passed our conversation continued
So Sat was our company Christmas party
open bar
so many great highlights
I wish I could remember them
there was one image that I’ll never forget
so I took Mike the Monster as my guest
KAte the Great took Mer
the drinks were flowing
and I prob talked to Kate all of 3 minutes
we were both busy working the room
but at one point I noticed that she was missing
so I ask Lovely
Lovely tells me Kate’s missing and her and Mer were looking for her
so we searched high and low
we even checked the ladie’s restroom
and by we I meant Mer, Lovely and myself went into the ladie’s restroom
I think I said something to the effect of official “family” business to the woman washing her hands and looking at me in the mirror
we finally found Kate outside
she was puking
the place we were at had two stories
our party was upstairs
apparently, Kate fell down the stairs
I’m not very good at taking care of people
so once I saw Lovely and Mer had it under control I went back inside
there I met a couple of people that I hadn’t talked to all night
so I stopped and we were chatting it up on the stairs
it’s at this point that I see the sight I’ll never forget
clearly Kate had to much to drink
but she was being carried back up the steps by Lovely and Mer
both her arms over their sholders
back into the party rather than into a car to be taken home
this sight caused my current conversation to be put on pause
as we all silently witnessed Kate being led back to the party
once they passed our conversation continued
